Christmas Is… Jumper – Funny Poop Emoji Unisex Christmas Sweatshirt

Christmas is... exactly what this jumper says. 💩
Whether you're over the forced cheer, dodgy dinners, or just hate Mariah Carey by November 30th — this one’s for you. Featuring a poop emoji in full festive mode (complete with a Christmas tree hat), this design sums up how many of us really feel by the time the sprouts hit the plate.

It’s cheeky, it's weirdly cute, and it’s perfect for anyone who thrives on anti-holiday humour. Great for Secret Santa gifts, 12 Pubs of Christmas, or your annual “bah humbug” statement.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It:

Laugh-out-loud festive sarcasm

Super soft inside for maximum Christmas comfort

Classic unisex fit — flattering for grumps of all sizes

Built for cold nights, long pub crawls, and passive-aggressive family gatherings

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Pre-shrunk for consistent fit wash after wash

Classic cut with a 1x1 athletic rib-knit collar (with spandex)

Air-jet spun yarn gives it a soft, pill-resistant feel

Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem for durability

⚠️ Disclaimers:

White variant may appear off-white due to fabric characteristics

Orange variant may show subtle hue shifts depending on lighting

🎁 Great Gift For:

That one mate who hates Christmas but still shows up

Secret Santas with a twisted sense of humour

Anyone who understands festive burnout is real