Suck My Carrot Jumper – Funny Anti-Global Warming Christmas Sweatshirt (Unisex)

Melting with rage… and sarcasm.
This hilarious Suck My Carrot, Global Warming jumper brings together environmental doom and unbothered snowman sass in one meltingly funny design. Featuring a cartoon snowman giving the finger (yep, that’s a twig) as he puddles into oblivion, this is one for the people who love dark humour with their December doomscrolling.

🌎 Why You’ll Love It:

Outrageously funny, slightly offensive, totally festive

Great conversation starter (or ender) at parties

Super soft fleece interior for chill nights and pub rounds

Unisex fit – made for snowflakes and savages alike

👕 Jumper Details:

50% cotton / 50% polyester

Classic pre-shrunk unisex fit

Soft air-jet spun yarn = less pilling, more chilling

Rib-knit collar with spandex for comfort

Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and hem for long-lasting wear

⚠️ Disclaimer:
Snowmen were harmed in the making of this design. Possibly not suitable for climate change conferences, school plays, or overly literal guests.

🎁 Ideal For:

Eco-aware degenerates

The mate who thinks Greta should loosen up

Gifting with just the right amount of WTF