I’m Here for the “Snow” Jumper – Funny Unisex Party Christmas Jumper

Not your average winter wonderland. ❄️
The I’m Here for the "Snow" jumper is festive with a wink — for those who like their Christmas parties a little wild, and their humour a little suspicious. With bold lettering and quotation marks doing a lot of heavy lifting, this design is made for nights out, 12 Pubs chaos, and anyone who knows “snow” doesn’t always fall from the sky.

Whether people laugh, nod, or pretend not to get it — mission accomplished.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It:

Suggestive and hilarious without saying too much

A conversation starter at every party

Super soft fleece-lined interior – comfort for your chaotic side

Unisex fit – perfect for partygoers, ravers, and Christmas rebels

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Pre-shrunk classic fit

Air-jet spun yarn for a soft, pill-resistant feel

1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex

Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, cuffs & hem for durability

⚠️ Disclaimers:

White may appear off-white due to fabric properties

Orange colourway may display slight hue variation in lighting

Not recommended for your nan’s Christmas Eve dinner

🎁 Perfect For:

Party animals with no filter

Secret Santa gifts that get passed around the pub

Someone who really likes the festive season… and maybe other stuff too