Funny Tea T-Shirt – Tea is a Gateway Drug to Biscuits Tee
€25.00 – €29.00
This funny tea t-shirt is for hardcore tea heads — and biscuit addicts. Featuring a twitchy monkey and bold slogan, it’s the perfect gift for anyone whose love of tea spirals into a snack rampage. Made from organic cotton and shipped worldwide.

Funny Tea T-Shirt – Tea is a Gateway Drug to Biscuits (Monkey Edition)
Let’s face it — tea is the first step. This funny tea t-shirt makes it crystal clear: you start with a harmless cuppa, and next thing you know, you’re elbow-deep in a biscuit tin like a cracked-out monkey. Literally.
This design features a twitchy-eyed monkey who’s clearly had one too many chocolate digestives — and it’s hilarious because it’s true. Whether you’re the biscuit bandit in your house or just love a laugh with your Lyons, this tee is your new uniform.
Printed on super-soft, breathable organic cotton, it’s comfy enough for all-day lounging, snack sneaking, or judging people who use the microwave to make tea (the horror). Unisex fit, made to order, and shipped worldwide — no matter where your biscuit cravings take you.
Why You’ll Love It:
Gas slogan: “Tea is a Gateway Drug to Biscuits”
Funny, wired monkey design — pure craic
Unisex cut, fits tea addicts of all genders
Made to order and ships worldwide
The ultimate funny tea t-shirt for snack-obsessed legends
Product Features:
100% organic ring-spun cotton
Medium-weight (180gsm) for everyday comfort
Durable, eco-friendly print
Machine washable and biscuit-crumb friendly
Set-in sleeves and reinforced seams
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Safety First:
Like all our products, this one meets strict EU textile safety rules. Find out more here.