Merry Drunk I’m Christmas Jumper – Funny Unisex Holiday Sweatshirt

Slurred words, full heart, can’t lose. 🍷
Deck the halls and down the prosecco — the Merry Drunk I’m Christmas jumper is the unofficial uniform for anyone who treats December like a month-long happy hour. With playful typography, festive colours, and wine glasses wobbling into the season, this is the perfect outfit for boozy brunches, office parties, and the legendary 12 Pubs of Christmas.

If you're more into mulled wine than mistletoe, this one’s calling your name (slightly off-key).

🎄 Why You’ll Love It:

Hilarious and festive design for party season

Great gift for wine lovers, pub crawlers, and Prosecco princesses

Cozy fleece interior to balance out the chill (and chillers)

Unisex fit – flattering on lads, lasses, and the wine-fuelled in-betweens

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Pre-shrunk with a classic fit

Air-jet spun yarn = super soft with minimal pilling

1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex

Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem for lasting quality

⚠️ Disclaimers:

White version may appear off-white due to fabric

Orange variant may show hue shifts in different lighting

May cause unsolicited karaoke performances

🎁 Perfect For:

That one friend who brings a hip flask to Christmas dinner

Boozy Secret Santa surprises

Festive nights where the wine glass is never empty

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!