Holy Beats Unholy Nights Jumper – Funny DJ Jesus Christmas Sweatshirt (Unisex)

Thou shalt drop bangers.
Take your festive fashion to divine levels with the Holy Beats, Unholy Nights jumper — featuring DJ Jesus himself on the decks, spinning sins into soundwaves. Whether you’re raving into Christmas Eve or just want to bless the sesh, this bold design is heaven-sent for partygoers with a sense of humour and a touch of sacrilege.

Worn best with bass drops, bad decisions, and a pint in hand.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It:

Iconic DJ Jesus artwork with a retro twist

Perfect for party animals, rave heads & holiday heretics

Cozy fleece lining for late-night post-club recovery

Classic unisex fit – comfy enough for both saints and sinners

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Pre-shrunk classic fit

Air-jet spun yarn for a soft feel with minimal pilling

1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex

Double-needle stitching on collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs & hem for durability

⚠️ Disclaimers:

White variant may appear off-white due to material tone

Orange may display subtle hue changes under varied lighting

Likely to offend at least one relative – wear it proudly

🎁 Perfect For:

DJs, ravers, or anyone whose religion is music

The mate who’s always first on the aux

Secret Santa gifts that’ll be remembered for eternity