Christmas Is Just Marketing Jumper – Funny Unisex Anti-Holiday Sweatshir

Forget magic — it’s margin.
The Christmas Is Just Marketing jumper calls it like it is, featuring a smug Santa raining down cash like he just hit Q4 sales targets. Whether you're in the biz, fed up with forced cheer, or just love a bit of brutally honest festive sarcasm — this design is peak grin-and-bear-it gear for December.

Wear it to the office party, the pub, or while scrolling your inbox full of “Last-Minute Offers” for the tenth time.

🎄 Why You’ll Love It:

Witty, modern design that hits close to (retail) home

Perfect for marketers, grumpy shoppers & spreadsheet Santas

Soft fleece interior for comfort while your soul rolls its eyes

Unisex fit – ideal for corporate cynics and holiday realists alike

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Pre-shrunk classic fit

Air-jet spun yarn = soft feel, low pilling

1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex

Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, cuffs & hem for long-lasting wear

⚠️ Disclaimers:

White may appear off-white due to fabric properties

Orange colour may display subtle hue shifts in different lighting

May cause existential dread in advertising professionals

🎁 Perfect For:

Marketers, designers, and anyone in e-comm

That mate who sighs every time a Christmas ad drops in October

Secret Santa gifts for your work team — or your therapist