💳 Payment Options

We keep things simple — no funny business (except on the t-shirts).

✅ What You Can Pay With

• Credit & Debit Cards
  We accept all major cards — Visa, Mastercard, and American Express.
  (Even your ma’s joint account if you’re sneaky enough.)

• PayPal
  Safe, secure, and quick — no need to enter your card details every time.

• Apple Pay & Google Pay
  Mobile payments for mobile shoppers. Tap, pay, and be on your way.

🛡️ Safe & Secure

All transactions are encrypted and processed through secure gateways.
We never see (or store) your payment details — not even if you ask nicely.

💡 Having Trouble?

If your card’s being awkward or PayPal is acting up, just get in touch with us and we’ll sort it faster than you can say “try turning it off and on again.”