Wait… HOW Many Scandals?! Jumper – Satirical Irish Church Critique Sweatshirt (Unisex)

Even He’s struggling to keep up.
The Wait… HOW Many Scandals?! jumper delivers a classic Irish mix of humour, sarcasm, and side-eye — featuring a cartoon-style Jesus caught mid-gasp at the sheer volume of “holy” headlines. Inspired by the endless scandals that have plagued the Catholic Church in Ireland for decades, this one’s for those who appreciate dark comedy with a dose of cultural commentary.

It's the perfect combo of soft cotton and sharp wit — wear it to the pub, family dinner, or anywhere you'd like to provoke a grin (or a gasp).

😇 Why You’ll Love It:

Satirical and smart — a proper Irish-style wink at history

Bold but not bitter, cheeky but not cruel

Super soft fleece inside for comfort during awkward conversations

Unisex fit — made for anyone with a healthy sense of humour and a bit of backbone

👕 Sweatshirt Specs:

50% cotton, 50% polyester

Pre-shrunk with a classic fit

Air-jet spun yarn for a smooth, pill-resistant finish

1x1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex

Double-needle stitching for lasting quality

⚠️ Disclaimers:

White may appear off-white due to the material

Orange may show minor hue shifts in varied lighting

May cause laughter, eye rolls, or unexpected theological debates

🎁 Perfect For:

Irish legends with a love of satire

Those who laugh so they don’t cry

A not-so-subtle nod to the madness we’ve all witnessed