Young Banger T-Shirt – Pat Mustard Father Ted Tribute | House of Craic
€25.00 – €29.00
This young banger t-shirt pays tribute to the most notorious milkman on Craggy Island. Bold, filthy, and gas. Made to order. Ships worldwide.

Young Banger T-Shirt – Pat Mustard Would Approve
Ah now — if you know, you know. This young banger t-shirt is a nod to one of the boldest men ever to set foot on Craggy Island: the legendary Pat Mustard. With his slick hair, wild eyes, and bags of… confidence, he made delivering milk a full-time scandal.
Whether you're a lifelong Father Ted fan or just love an outrageous bit of Irish humour, this tee delivers more than your local dairy. It's cheeky, it's filthy (in tone, not fabric), and it’ll have fellow fans nodding in approval the second they see it.
The phrase “young banger” paired with Pat Mustard’s infamous swagger makes this a top-tier conversation starter — and a savage gift for anyone who grew up watching reruns on RTÉ. And yes, it’s still funny twenty years later.
We print every young banger t-shirt on ethically sourced Stanley/Stella organic cotton. It’s comfy, soft, and made to order — so you can be bold, sustainable, and gas all at once.
Why You’ll Love It:
Iconic Father Ted character tribute
Perfect for Irish comedy lovers & mischief makers
Unisex fit for every Pat, Ted, and Dougal out there
Printed to order & ships worldwide
Sustainable cotton comfort, craic guaranteed
Product Features:
100% Stanley/Stella organic cotton (180gsm)
Durable DTG print, machine washable
Unisex cut, reinforced seams
Ethical production, made to order
Craic-heavy and character approved
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